On this holiday of feasting, I am #thankful to my past self, who had the wisdom and foresight to buy pants that were a little bit too big at the time.
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@alysonsee
Did you know that "pants" in the UK is what you wear under your trousers?

Mind you, maybe Thanksgiving pants need to be bigger, too. 😃
  
@Fitheach I'm nothing if not thorough. :) Now that you mention the distinction ... I hadn't, however, considered going trouser-less. May have to keep this option open. #freedom
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@alysonsee
It's only once a year, just enjoy your turkey (or whatever) and all the trimmings. It is called a feast day, after all.