Guy sitting on bench, smoking a cigarette: Miss, would you happen to have any body spray?
Me: Well, that’s a new one! I’ve been asked for a lighter or some money but never body spray.
Guy: I’m a pot head and a friend told me I should go freshen up before I report to this training today. I’m hoping the cigarette will cover it.
Me: Nope, no body spray. But good luck and have a good day.
Guy: OK, you too.