Location: San Felipe, Baja California, Mexico
Hometown: Formerly leader of a clan of the Nac Mac Feegle, Discworld.
About: Dinnae fasch yersel’. Ah willnae be nickin’ yer goodies if ye’ll be leavin’ out a wee dram. 6 inches tall, red hair, big beard, covered in blue tattoos. Bigger boots. An’ for those who might be askin’, there’ll be nothin’ worn under th’ kilt; ‘tis all in workin’ order!

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A retired old guy enjoying himself on the beach in a small town in Baja.

Take yer pick. Both could be true.
Age: 40
Location: Russia
Location: Jalisco, Mexico
Hometown: Fort Worth, TX
About: Retired from I.T. - living in Mexico on my wife's pension :)